On Friday afternoon, after work, a couple of co-workers and myself got together to go grab a bite from the sushi place down the street. As we pulled into the parking lot at the retaurant, this car cuts in front of us to grab the only close available parking space. Me and 2 of my co-workers rolled down the windows and cursed at the driver and flicked him off. The driver and passenger open the car door, and sure enough, it was my boss and the district manager. We sped off, hoping they didn’t notice us. Now, I’m not excited about going in to work tomorrow morning…

I had to get up super early this morning to go to work. I was so tired because I was out at a party until 3:30am last night. I decided to make some some scrambled eggs and 3 pancakes for breakfast. I was elated when I finally found the syrup because I had spent like 5 minutes looking for it. I poured it all over my freshly cooked pancakes and dripped a little on my eggs. I really had to hurry up and eat because I had like 15 minutes before I had to be to work. I took a big bite into the pancake and regurgitated it all! I threw up all over my plate! Apparently, I was so tired that I had mistaken the brown Vinegar for syrup!

Have you ever tasted straight Vinegar? FUM! FUM! FUM! Its 6 hours and 8 sticks of gum later and I still can’t get that taste out of my mouth, my food was ruined so I’m starving now too.

On my walk to work this morning, I saw this man begging for some cash outside of a McDonald’s. I felt great about the day, so I told him that I would purchase him a nice and hot meal from the restaurant. I end up spending $5 on him and head off to work. When I turn around to look back, this man is throwing the meal I JUST purchased into the trash! I wanted to smack the poor off of him!

I came into work late this morning. I couldn’t be late again so I told my boss this elaborate story about how my “daughter” hurt herself and I had to take her into the ER this morning. Then one of my co-workers walked into the boss’ office while I was still pleading my case to tell him that “we” apologize for being late due to an early IHOP run. Boss told me that I’m skating on thin ice! FUM!