So I scam this old lady at my job into giving me an extra $50. Yeah, I know it was wrong, but its a recession and I need money, badly. So, after I scam her I place the $50 under the the register so no one sees. But my guilty conscience is telling me that everyone is watching and everyone sees me scam this lady. Plus, I know that if I slip the $50 into my pocket while I’m there in front of the register the cameras and everyone will notice and I will look suspicious.

So, I try to slip the money into my pocket and the person working the register next to me says “what’s that?” So, I felt guilty and handed it to the manager, telling her that the lady dropped it. The manager said “okay” and placed the bill in her pocket. She straight up took the money, never reported it or anything. I know she did! I would have! I ripped the old lady and the manager ripped me. I felt so dumb for trusting my guilty conscience…

I confess. Yesterday, I scammed an old lady at work. She came up to the register and handed me one of many $50 bills in her wallet before I even rang up her items. As I rung her stuff up, I told her that one of her items did not have a label and she would need to go and get another one. When she came back, I told her that the total was $45.87. Forgetting that she already gave me $50 cash, she reached back into her purse to hand me another $50. I gave her her change, and made out with an extra $50. HAHA, whose bad!

As a mom, that always seems to be holding a kid, you kind of get used to asking people near you to do things like open the door, push the elevator button, pick up the pacifier. I always say please so its not like I’m rude when I ask for help, I’m just a new mom. This morning, I was in the grocery store trying to ring my things up at the counter with my 2 year old in my arms. I drop a can of Campbells soup so I politely ask the man behind me to place it on the counter for me. He sucks his teeth so I turn around to tell him to “You’re an A** Hole!” I then realized both his arms were amputated at the elbow.

At work today, my boss and I were together for 2 hours waiting for the company’s inventory people to check the store’s stock. In an attempt to make conversation, that fool had the nerve to ask me if I ever kissed a girl. Like, just because I’m 27 and overweight I’ve never kissed a girl. What an ass. I didn’t even acknowledge him. The he giggled and said ”oh boy.” Ass! FUM.