On Friday afternoon, after work, a couple of co-workers and myself got together to go grab a bite from the sushi place down the street. As we pulled into the parking lot at the retaurant, this car cuts in front of us to grab the only close available parking space. Me and 2 of my co-workers rolled down the windows and cursed at the driver and flicked him off. The driver and passenger open the car door, and sure enough, it was my boss and the district manager. We sped off, hoping they didn’t notice us. Now, I’m not excited about going in to work tomorrow morning…

Last night, I went to dinner with a few of my friends. The whole night everyone is telling the waiter how god we’re going to tip him, so the waiter actually does a great job. After we finish eating, my buddies all get up to go to the restroom at the same time. I’m thinking, “weird” but okay because we hadn’t paid our bill yet. I sit and wait for about 10 minutes by myself before the waiter tells me that the other gentleman left and said that I would be covering the bill and tip. They ditched me… It came to $84.62 including tax, FUM! I hate my friends.

Last night, I went to dinner with my family. We are a pretty big cuban family so whenever we eat out, the bill is usually really high. When I get the bill, it is for 140 bucks. I pay it using my credit card and leave a 0.00 in the tip section. My family and I get up to leave, then the waiter picks up the signed bill. I didn’t want to leave 35 dollar cash tip on the table so I followed the waiter to the “billing area.” As soon as he gets back there I hear him say “I knew those Fu*kin’ Rat Mexicans wouldn’t tip.” Then he turns around with a shocked look on his face and I hand him his $35 cash tip. That was a racist FUM on so many levels, plus I’m Cuban.

Last night, I went to dinner with some of my friends at this really nice restaurant. The only thing better than the food in that place was the waitresses, they were all sexy! My waitress was tall, had beautiful skin, and an amazing body! So we talked and flirted all throughout my dinner, and at the end, I asked her for her number so we could hang out; she wrote it on a napkin. Stupidly, before I leave, I wipe my mouth with the napkin and place it in my plate only to remember when I was in the parking lot, that her number was on it. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Yesterday, I asked the most beautiful girl to ever even talk to me out to dinner. She actually said yes! I told her that it was her choice and we could go anywhere she wanted. She chose to go to this fancy smancy all you can eat steak house where the meals were like $50 a plate. The night seemed perfect, she said she had so much fun and I was so sweet, smh. Today, she just texted me:

“the food was awesome last night! nobody has ever taken me to that restaurant before, you’re the best! My boyfriend was mad you dropped me off so late though, let’s make it earlier next time!”

This afternoon, I took this girl that I’ve had a crush on for the longest time out to a fancy restaurant for lunch.  Together, we ordered an appetizer and our meals; then she went to the ladies room.  She never came back, left, me alone and out of cash.