So I scam this old lady at my job into giving me an extra $50. Yeah, I know it was wrong, but its a recession and I need money, badly. So, after I scam her I place the $50 under the the register so no one sees. But my guilty conscience is telling me that everyone is watching and everyone sees me scam this lady. Plus, I know that if I slip the $50 into my pocket while I’m there in front of the register the cameras and everyone will notice and I will look suspicious.

So, I try to slip the money into my pocket and the person working the register next to me says “what’s that?” So, I felt guilty and handed it to the manager, telling her that the lady dropped it. The manager said “okay” and placed the bill in her pocket. She straight up took the money, never reported it or anything. I know she did! I would have! I ripped the old lady and the manager ripped me. I felt so dumb for trusting my guilty conscience…

I confess. Yesterday, I scammed an old lady at work. She came up to the register and handed me one of many $50 bills in her wallet before I even rang up her items. As I rung her stuff up, I told her that one of her items did not have a label and she would need to go and get another one. When she came back, I told her that the total was $45.87. Forgetting that she already gave me $50 cash, she reached back into her purse to hand me another $50. I gave her her change, and made out with an extra $50. HAHA, whose bad!

My neighbor is a nice old lady, so when she was going out of town for a weekend, I told her I would watch her dog for her. She didn’t give me a pooper scooper so I had to buy one, the dog was lazy, so I bought some treats to make him play in the yard, and the dog wouldn’t eat his food, so I had to buy some more. I ended up spending $55.00 that weekend. When my neighbor returned she paid me a measly $30.00. So I paid $25.00 to watch her dog, FUM.