This morning, I went to church with my boyfriend and his family. His aunt pulled me aside and warned me not to make-out in public places. She claims to have seen us at the mall food court, kissing and groping eachother yesterday. The problem is, I wasn’t at the mall yesterday, and this is the first time me and my boyfriend are hanging out since last weekend.

I took this gorgeous girl from one of my classes on a mall date today. She and I walked around the local mall, stopped at the food, court, and caught a movie. On the way out of the mall, this random lady calls me out in front of everyone just to tell me that he sells an acne cream that will “help me with my awful problem.”