On Friday afternoon, after work, a couple of co-workers and myself got together to go grab a bite from the sushi place down the street. As we pulled into the parking lot at the retaurant, this car cuts in front of us to grab the only close available parking space. Me and 2 of my co-workers rolled down the windows and cursed at the driver and flicked him off. The driver and passenger open the car door, and sure enough, it was my boss and the district manager. We sped off, hoping they didn’t notice us. Now, I’m not excited about going in to work tomorrow morning…

Today, is the worst day of my life. I just found out that I am one of those guys.Me and my friends always used to talk about that loser who’s girlfriend was sleeping with everyone but him. Today, I found out my girl has been lying to me. She told me that she is a virgin and that she wanted to save her body for marriage. This afternoon, we got into a little fight about my friends and she felt the need to tell me everything. She’s had 7 partners already, and she started 2 years ago. She just didn’t want to sleep with me. …

All this happened in the cafetaria so everyone sitting at our table heard it all. They started laughing when I shed a tear.