I went on a date with this cute Japanese guy, and I thought it would be fitting for us to go to a Sushi bar in downtown Charlotte. I have never eaten sushi, but I had to invite him to something that I thought he’d be comfy with. We end up having a great time, we’re talking and laughing. Why did I spread Wasabi all over my sushi roll? I bit into it and immidiately felt a burning sensation. I screamed “What the Fu@k!” and started coughing uncontrollably for like 2 minutes, everyone stared at us. My date was so embarassed that he didn’t say anything all night.

So I’m Asian American and my family is really old school. They want me to marry a Chinese woman and have a cute Chinese life style. But I live in Toronto and their are all types of women here, I love them all! Anyway, my White girlfriend invites herself to my family’s backyard picnic that I told her not to come to. Instead of saying “Hi” she says “Ko ni chi wah.” Thats Japanese. No one said anything the whole entire night! I told her not to come!