I went on a date with this cute Japanese guy, and I thought it would be fitting for us to go to a Sushi bar in downtown Charlotte. I have never eaten sushi, but I had to invite him to something that I thought he’d be comfy with. We end up having a great time, we’re talking and laughing. Why did I spread Wasabi all over my sushi roll? I bit into it and immidiately felt a burning sensation. I screamed “What the Fu@k!” and started coughing uncontrollably for like 2 minutes, everyone stared at us. My date was so embarassed that he didn’t say anything all night.

I invited this really hot girl to my suite last night to watch a movie and hang out with me. About half way into the movie, we start making out on the living area couch. Suddenly, my two roomates walk in and one of them yells “Aww Sh*t, I owe you 30 bucks now.” The other roomate says “You sure do, I knew he wasn’t gay.” My roomates bet on my sexuality, they thought I was gay? They have been my best friends for 2 years and one of them was actually dissapointed that I wasn’t gay! Then when I walked my date back to her dorm after the movie, she asked me if I was bisexual. FUMs thanks to my roomates, as* holes!

I had this date with this sexy girl last night, and  I definitely planned on making it romantic and doing some making out! Me and the girl were to meet at the movies for a 10pm show. Not only does she show up late, but she brings two obnoxious friends with her! I pay for my “date” and refuse to pay for her friends. So to get me back, one of the friends sits between me and ”my date” in the movie, and wont move! Then when I ask “my date” to sit next to me she says “I’m cool.” Since it was raining when we left, they asked me to get MY car and drop them off to THEIR car which was further away, I said sure, and never picked them up. I got a text message like and hour later asking where I was? LMAO! They deserved it!

Me and my boyfriend were supposed to hang out today, but he told me that he couldn’t because he had to study for a big test comiong up tomorrow. Then, his phone rings and he says “Alright. At the Regal Cinemas downtown, I’ll meet you there.” Nobody studies at the movies! Its bad enough that he lies to me, but his not even discreet about it!

Today, I wanted to surprise my girlfriend with my cooking skills. I pulled out one of her cook books and decided to make a shrimp linguini. When she returned from work I was hoping to shock her with the tasty aroma, but she walked in saying, “It smells like ass in here, take out the trash!” Then she got on her phone and didn’t even aknowledge the fact that I had cooked for her. After about 10 minutes of sitting at the dining room table waiting for her, she decided that she wanted to eat at Boston Market.

Yesterday, I asked the most beautiful girl to ever even talk to me out to dinner. She actually said yes! I told her that it was her choice and we could go anywhere she wanted. She chose to go to this fancy smancy all you can eat steak house where the meals were like $50 a plate. The night seemed perfect, she said she had so much fun and I was so sweet, smh. Today, she just texted me:

“the food was awesome last night! nobody has ever taken me to that restaurant before, you’re the best! My boyfriend was mad you dropped me off so late though, let’s make it earlier next time!”

Today I met this gorgeous chick at the bank, she gave me her number and everything. When I looked at my girlfriends facebook page, the girl from the bank wrote that I was “trifling” and I was trying to get a date and everything.  Apparently they are good friends… FUM.

This afternoon, I took this girl that I’ve had a crush on for the longest time out to a fancy restaurant for lunch.  Together, we ordered an appetizer and our meals; then she went to the ladies room.  She never came back, left, me alone and out of cash.

I took this gorgeous girl from one of my classes on a mall date today. She and I walked around the local mall, stopped at the food, court, and caught a movie. On the way out of the mall, this random lady calls me out in front of everyone just to tell me that he sells an acne cream that will “help me with my awful problem.”