On Friday afternoon, after work, a couple of co-workers and myself got together to go grab a bite from the sushi place down the street. As we pulled into the parking lot at the retaurant, this car cuts in front of us to grab the only close available parking space. Me and 2 of my co-workers rolled down the windows and cursed at the driver and flicked him off. The driver and passenger open the car door, and sure enough, it was my boss and the district manager. We sped off, hoping they didn’t notice us. Now, I’m not excited about going in to work tomorrow morning…

At work today, my boss and I were together for 2 hours waiting for the company’s inventory people to check the store’s stock. In an attempt to make conversation, that fool had the nerve to ask me if I ever kissed a girl. Like, just because I’m 27 and overweight I’ve never kissed a girl. What an ass. I didn’t even acknowledge him. The he giggled and said ”oh boy.” Ass! FUM.

I came into work late this morning. I couldn’t be late again so I told my boss this elaborate story about how my “daughter” hurt herself and I had to take her into the ER this morning. Then one of my co-workers walked into the boss’ office while I was still pleading my case to tell him that “we” apologize for being late due to an early IHOP run. Boss told me that I’m skating on thin ice! FUM!